the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!