The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The Power of cheese

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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power to breathe

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!