The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!