(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!