The power to suck deez nuts

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!