50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!