the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to read

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to never end your .

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!