The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to fart flames

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!