the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!