The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be phone

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!