the power to say i can bend you

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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black people

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!