The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to swim on land

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The power to read

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!