The power to be wet and not know it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to see through air.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!