The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to use windows 10.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to make toast into bread

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!