The power to see into the present

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!