The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!