The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!