The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!