The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to die in one second

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!