power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!