The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see through water

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!