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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to die

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!