The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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i like pie.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!