the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!