The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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To stab Djones

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to pee any color

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!