The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!