The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

power to orgasm over long distances

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to know who farted at any time.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to create another human

thumb_up thumb_down -81

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

thumb_up thumb_down -91

the power to know what time is not

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to fly into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to not have super powers...

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to make music for deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!