The power to die when you get scared.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to punch that like button

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!