the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Facebook.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to think.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!