The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of love

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!