The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to nit propely

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!