The power to change the colour of your appendix

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to look through glass.

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to kill yourself.

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to go through open windows

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The power to wink really fast.

The ability to never have to take a shit again

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to do nothing.

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!