The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!