the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!