the power to not have super powers...

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The Power to die at will

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to die

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!