The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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power to breathe

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!