The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!