tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!