the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to breathe automatically

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!