the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to read braile.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!