Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Facebook.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to never end your .

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!