The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!