The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!