The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to eat food

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!