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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!