the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!