the power to make elton john gay

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power spite flower

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!