the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!