The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to bleed

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!