The power to transform into air.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to think.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!