Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!