The power to die

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Facebook.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!