the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Facebook.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!