The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!