The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!